I found a solution! Turns out June actually knows about weddings and stuff (I guess she is still a girl in that regard) and has offered to play buffer between me and Carryn’s crazy eyes. Carryn is far from June’s favourite person. I’m pretty sure she still thinks she is a ‘shallow, boring skank’ (words she used when I first scored Carryn), but lucky for me she doesn’t show it.
And the best part of it all is that Carryn wants June to go shopping this Saturday at 4pm for candles (or something).
And the best part of it all is that Carryn wants June to go shopping this Saturday at 4pm for candles (or something).
And Jack has rugby tickets for him and June.
And June is being the world’s greatest friend and GIVING ME HER TICKETS!
Ok, not giving. She’s making me pay Jack half. But instead of going and smelling aromatherapy shit with Carryn all of Saturday (or worse – having a repeat of the Sharks game incident), I will be sitting in Jack’s work box being fed beer and biltong.
WATCHING THE GAME. Live. And on an HD big screen.
Man, I love that chick.
Go Stormers!
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